Sorry, but tackle football is tackle football. Tackle is completely different than two-hand touch or flag. If you are going to play with the guys, then you better be willing to deal with all the inappropriate behavior and sexism crap that will be had.Seriously, football is football and if the men playing are being jerks and your husband is letting them, maybe you need to reconsider playing with them - or better yet getting even. Take an ace bandage and wrap yourself tight enough so that they can't cop a feel. Go for their"footballs"when they are tackled. Wet willies always work nice, as long as they are real wet and include mud or dirt."Opps, my finger accidentally fell into your ear when I tackled you - so sorry, my bad."And a special piece of advice just for your kind and considerate husband...the next time your friends come over, have then grab his"footballs"instead of hugging or high fiving hello. Tell him,"Oh honey, it's all in good fun."
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