How do you kiss normally? Not a FRENCH kiss but a NORMAL kiss.?

livingthedream · #1 (**permalink**) 07-30-2010, 01:47 PM

Okay, before anyone says anything, I'm not some kid, I have kissed before, I don't want any answers saying how stupid I am or how I must not know anything about life, I want someone to tell me exactly what is supposed to go on during the kiss, everything that my lips are supposed to do. Please.Thanks!
Kk. What I'm ASKING is like if u open your mouth a little bit...? If you just touch lips...? If you suck their lips a little bit..?

vtjames33 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-03-2010, 01:47 PM

hay look when you kiss some one you all ready know what to do it will just happen...good luck

boneslane1962 · #3 (**permalink**) 08-06-2010, 01:47 PM

Pucker up, and touch lips. THE END

vallygirl · #4 (**permalink**) 08-08-2010, 01:47 PM

well you may not be a kid but your defiantly not experienced, if you dint know how to kiss , then you probably suck at sex (not in a good way either) , you should jugs practice more , dint stick the tongue in, its like talking with no words, like a fish out of water , moue jugs moves up and down

thydarknight · #5 (**permalink**) 08-13-2010, 01:47 PM

Well your not stupid first off.
well you just pucker your lips but first put chap stick it makes it smoother (your lips)
and just kiss put your lips on her/his lips and stay there as long as you like
it works better if the guy or girl is leaning on a wall for balance
whatever you do best of luck

Y! A? $oEZ · #6 (**permalink**) 08-15-2010, 01:47 PM

Okay, I can tell you how to do it. But you'll need a few things first:
Chloroform
Darth Vader Mask
Warehouse

Okay, so you walk up to whoever it is that you're trying to kiss, and you hold up a rag with chloroform on it to their mouth. Its funnier if you say "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" when you do it. Alright, so then you take her to the warehouse and put on the Darth Vader mask and wait. when she becomes conscious, look deep into her eyes while wearing the mask and say "I am your father." Then you guys will kiss, and it will be as normal as possible.

P.S. If you can't find a Darth Vader mask, you can make do with just a light saber.

Thunder Storm · #7 (**permalink**) 08-16-2010, 01:47 PM

well if you're talking about a regular kiss without tongue you just need to make sure your lips a soft and you're not all tense. make sure you're relaxed and so your lips aren't tight. and just lightly touch the other person's lips.
(it may sound dumb, but it might help, watch a romantic movie to see how you might kiss)

good luck! (: