Men: What would you do if a man french kissed you at the mall?

bbinqueens33 · #1 (**permalink**) 07-14-2010, 03:27 PM

If he came up from behind or from the side and French-kissed you on the mouth before you could react;
A: If the guy looked like Collin Farrel
B: If he looked like Will Ferrel
C: If the guy was ugly and hung over and when he had his lips pressed against yours he cough-puked and filled your mouth with puke

motochick · #2 (**permalink**) 07-18-2010, 03:27 PM

I would assume I was in a french mall and not make a big deal out of it.

Keisha · #3 (**permalink**) 07-21-2010, 03:27 PM

I would squeeze his b*ls. That sucks!

Trex · #4 (**permalink**) 07-26-2010, 03:27 PM

Give him a left right goodnight.

thequestioner · #5 (**permalink**) 07-27-2010, 03:27 PM

Beat the Fuchs out of him, then press charges for assault when the cops pick him up.

ghostwalker077 · #6 (**permalink**) 07-29-2010, 03:27 PM

It wouldn't matter who he was, I would smash his face in and smash both his arms, elbows and hands.

Babygirl000 · #7 (**permalink**) 08-03-2010, 03:27 PM

No matter who it was, I would stamp on his foot, grab a hard object, and thrust it to his neck, trip him to the ground, pin him and knock him out.