wives, will you french kiss justin bieber under the mistletoe for $1 million?

Just once, and I want the million in advance.

Sure, after she's gargled with disinfectant and had completed her series of shots.

As to Justin Bieber, is it a 'kiss' if it is with only a child? Something tells me it would not be unlike kissing a but thole. I have this friend, who is a girl, and when we kiss good bye, her lips are so tight it feels very much like an anal sphincter. While I enjoy kissing an anal sphincter, this isn't an anal sphincter and so is most unpleasant. I've tried to point this out, but can't quite come up with the right words.

Probably more information than you were looking for.

i loved the south park episode where Justin Berber got squished. i hate that little Shiite head

Not that I would want to, he's to young but yes if I got a million.

I don't think these people realize how much 1 million dollars is. I'm a guy and would french kiss that little kid for 1 million dollars. I don't care if he's underage or what, it's a million dollars. Even if I got prosecuted for kissing a minor, what is that like 2 years probation? Hell I'd do 5 years in prison for 1 million dollars that's 200K per year...

And I'd f**k the s**t out of Paris Hilton for free. That spoiled little b***h. LOL!

Million bucks...

Sure, 100K worth of mouthwash will get rid of the Paris stench.