Please Help! - Need a good, safe, healthy LOVE POTION--and fast!!!?

Kara J · #1 (**permalink**) 08-01-2010, 04:20 PM

Do you have a recipe for a Love Potion--one that actually WILL WORK?

My cousin has an unmarried son named Perseius --he is very very very shy and has never ever been with a girl. Of late, he has come enamored of his neighbor's daughter Tawanda- who wont even give him the time of day!

We told Perseius, that Tawanda was not the gal for him but he will not be persuaded. He has sent her flowers- she threw them out the door- he sent her a fruit basket--she ate the fruit and threw the rinse on his mother. He gave her a tea cup Great Dane puppy---she threw the dogs poo pie all over poor Perseious.

We have told Perseious there are many more fish in the sea--and this is not the shark for him but he needs a quiet guppy---But Perseious has his mind made up--

Can you help Perseious? He says if he can get a Love Potion and have her drink it--she will fall in love with him---Do you have a Love Potion that works for poor lovelorn Perseious??

Just Q · #2 (**permalink**) 08-05-2010, 04:20 PM

Ya sure, right so you know where Weasley's wardingngeezers is right? it's in Diagon Alley, sort of near the corner..and they have this perfect love potion- only ?4.99 for 100ml..good buy huh? well all the best

claire k · #3 (**permalink**) 08-08-2010, 04:20 PM

sorry i only have one for boys to use on girls.

Vicki J · #4 (**permalink**) 08-10-2010, 04:20 PM

He doesn't need a love potion. He needs a new brain. For him, Cheap tequila and lime. About 2 quarts. By the time he can see straight again, he will have forgotten her, and the rest of the world. He also needs a pair of running shoes.
What he has is not love. It is infantile infatuation (puppy love).