Love advice?

#1 (**permalink**) 07-16-2010, 08:22 PM

I work in a medical research laboratory and recently, one of our more attractive chimpanzee test animals asked me to marry her. I don't know what to do. On one hand, I'm not sure if I can remove her from the lab, on the other hand, she is charming, sweet, caring, and an excellent lover. She also has excellent sign language skills. I'm so torn. What would you do?

#2 (**permalink**) 07-18-2010, 08:22 PM

you should seek medical attention!

#3 (**permalink**) 07-21-2010, 08:22 PM

your a complete idiot and needs a life what a geek are you joking? you need serious help!!

#4 (**permalink**) 07-22-2010, 08:22 PM

Think about this before you jump into anything. These type of mixed mar rages almost never work...

#5 (**permalink**) 07-27-2010, 08:22 PM

Very clever story. I substitute the word "clever" for the word "moronic".

#6 (**permalink**) 07-28-2010, 08:22 PM

your attracted to a chimpanzee??

#7 (**permalink**) 08-02-2010, 08:22 PM

I was getting into your question until I read the work chimp. Maybe you should spend some time on Yahoo personals instead of asking questions here. Then again it would be hard to attract a human after you've had some fun inside a chimp. My stomach is starting to churn.

One more thing..you should ask the question..Semper Y? You will get a few great answers. I'd have a few choice ones myself.

#8 (**permalink**) 08-03-2010, 08:22 PM

1st you should kidnap the monkey
2ND move to Massachusetts
3rd Get married
4Th Honeymoon on the Cape