Love quote:
"Damn the torpedo's! Full speed ahead!"
-Adm. Farragut
(not exactly a love quote, but I like it none the less)
You can take my love quotes.
These are the rules of the Boyfriend, written by me.
..1. A boyfriend must be a man.
..2. Boyfriend must make girl happy. If he does not, then he is not a boyfriend, he is scum.
..3. Boyfriend must carry all girl's luggage, at all times.
4. Boyfriend must have arms in which to hold girl. Boyfriend must hold girl often.
..5. Boyfriend must poses lips. He must kiss girl often. Kisses must not always be on the lips, as these start to get meaningless. Must kiss other parts, to show that man loves all of girl.
..6. Boyfriend must listen to all of what girl says. Especially when he doesn't understand.
..7. Boyfriend must avert his eyes from girl's torpedo's, as torpedo's do not smile. Face smiles, face is beautiful. Torpedos are just fun to play with. Face is where girl is. Look there.
..8. Love girl unconditionally. There are never any "what ifs" with love. Never any "I'll love you because" Just love. Nothing more, nothing less.
9. Inform girl of love for girl. Girl responds well to this. Inform often, and in random times, as well as when it seems appropriate.
10. When girl becomes emotional, do not act confused, as often it will confuse you. Only open arms, and hold. Use the phrase "It'll be alright"
11. Do not question girls love for you.
12. Do not question what girl says. So she says it, so it must be. Make it happen.
13: Laugh with girl
14. Penis should be controlled at all times. Do not let it run brain. Brain should run penis. Period.
15. Must inform girl she is beautiful. Not Hort, not sexy. Beautiful. Girls do not want to be Hort. Those that do are not girls, they are sluts.
16. Must protect girl
17. Must protect girl from others
18. Must protect girl from wild animals
19. Must protect girl from guys. Guys are dangerous.
20. Must protect girl from herself. Girl will often put herself down. Do not let this happen. If girl puts herself down. Get under her, and push her back up.
21. Must love girl.
22. Man belongs to girl
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